Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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