His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The police scanner is talking about you again....
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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