i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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