dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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