she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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