I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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