where am i from again
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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