sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My ass is underappreciated
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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