Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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