Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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