I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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