i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
