Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
ttyl tear gas
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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