no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Operation Purity has been aborted
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
did i tell you guys i finally 69ād for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
