I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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