i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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