I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Everyone says I win the strip club
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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