Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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