Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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