I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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