Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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