Just fell off a train. Bad.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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