You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I want her autograph on my taint
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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