Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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