Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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