okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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