Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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