Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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