And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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