dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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