Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Its about making memories worth repressing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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