I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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