oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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