Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Randomize
