Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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