So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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