I forgot how hot balto sounded
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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