I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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