So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm both gender and math confused
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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