Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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