Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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