i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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