Dual....:-)
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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