did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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