are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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