so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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