Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
