Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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