I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Dick very happy bro
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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