just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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