I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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